SaasFee tjuenullni!
(Updated version) Saas Fee story... Long but funny!
It was saturday night and the last opportunity to party for the trip, when we were kickin' it in our hotel in the Saas Feyah.
My fellow friend Tor was more then evern stoked on gettin' his party-situation on. So we were all having fun, and drinking when Klaus gave him a bottle of the finest wine there is to the price of 3 CHF. For some reason Tor drank it like it was beer. Haha.
After a while, we figured we should go down to a bar called Popcorn to have some fun (The bar btw has a muchroom sticker on one of it's lamps). Tor was stoked as hell and figured he should order some tequila shots. He did, and next thing I know he's on the dancefloor hitting on something he referes to as "some fine ass lookin' russian girls". Haha!
A bit after that, I meet Tor again. Once more, he's going for the tequila, but for some reason he desides to pay with his credit card. The minimum limit was 50 CHF, which equals 10 shots. In Tor's drunk head this sounds great. 10 tequila shots there is. That also is the last time I see him that evening.
Next thing he knows, he wakes up in a hospital with wires to his veins in his arms and his sheets and arm is bloody as hell. He taps a big red button and after a second a nurse comes running into his room.
Nurse: Hi, How are you this morning?
Tor: Not to good. Where am I?
Nurse: You're at the hospital in Visp.
Tor: Visp?
Nurse: Yes... Visp.
Tor: What happend to Saas Fee?
Nurse: Saas Fee is an hour drive from here. You came here yesterday with the ambulance... Remember?
Tor: No, i don't... what the fuck did i do last night!?
Nurse: You got drunk! Very drunk!
The nurse gave him his clothes and said she'd be back in a while with a doctor. After dumping the toilet, he gets dressed and starts thinking about the situation. "Shiiit, I'm not paying that madical bill! And I don't have any money to get to Saas Fee with, and my cell phone is at home". Anyway, he escapes out the window and starts running. While running, he's got this funny feeling, like there is something in his sock. He checks it out and it happens to be 400 CHF (no kidding). He runs for the buss stop and gets on the first buss to Saas Fee.
As the others of us are wakeing up, Tor enters the appartment stoked as hell (still drunk); "Yoo, I was in the hospital and I ran from the bill!". Hahaha, stoked as hell, until my friend Torkel breaks the news: "I gave the police your wallet and passpost last night. You can expect them knocking the door any minute". Hahahahahahahaha... The look on his face was for me the funnies part of the story!
Anyway, he jumps in the shower and goes strightly to bed after that. The moment he closes his eyes to go to sleep, the bell rings, and yes - it's the infamous 5-0! The police tells him to come down with him to the police station, and as the good friend and mushroomer I am, I deside to go with him. The Blue drove us down to the police station in their tiny toy-car, and no matter how hard we tried to look like criminals in the back of that truck, we only looked like we were visiting Lego-land or something. hahahha.
At the police station he had to pay 200 CHF and sign a lot of papers before he drove us to a small town, 5 minutes by. There he had to talk to the ambulance people and pay 1450 CHF!!! Fuuuck, that's like a million of the money you're usually use, no matter what country you're from.
Of course he didn't have the money, so he had to call his parents who were on a vacation in Danmark to tell them the story and make them translate the money to the ambulance company.
Now that we're back home, Tor still hasn't got the hispotal bill, but it's probably going to be pretty much the same as the ambulance bill... At first we thought he'd get it back on his insurence, BUT HIS NOT... SHIIIIT!
I feel your pain, boy!
Here's a picture of the criminal doing his thing:
I'm out for now...
SlGzdawgz
Oslo is up!
Here you se a bag filled with a Cushion and a Quilt (before vacuming the bag)
Here I use the vacumcleaner to suck out the air inside the bag
Here you see the final result! It sure saves some space!
That's all for today ladies and Gents!
Soon there will be some blogging from Oslo
Vote for Kuske!
Make sure tha he wins this shit!
http://www.freeride.se/videoawards2009/?video=176
Im out!
/ Kire
iHaz snowboarding?
Me and Some guys from NTNUI Trheim and the lona brothers went to Åre yestadayz to hit some boxez and cozy and dude it was cozy!
Thought i was goon die but i didnt so im way stocked! here is a edit that the lonas popped togeza!"
En Joy?
Åre early shred from Martin Lona on Vimeo.
Oh and bytheway! you other shnizzlz should blog somethin to perhaps?
MP is outz!
Sigdawgz needs you for the win!
All Mushrooms Join in and vote for sigdawg to go to the King of Style shit!
He popped a video on youtube! all you gotz to do is give him fullon 5 starz jagarraramean?!?
Klick the link and give him some points!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyt8Lvan1pw
And give some love here as well
I present to you; the one, the only, Sig snizzeli dizzldwiss d o gizzeeey!!
BLAZEIN!
Say whaaat=?!
MP is Outz!
Check out Chris Cole!!!
http://www.theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=1446
Peace! / Kire
Ps. Emil, i think that Black Winter is sick!! Horgmo and Haldor killed it!!!
Saas Fee after bang
Saas Fee Edit from Klaus Finne on Vimeo.
Hope you enjoyed it...
And yeah. Today I had a day off from school... not really... i was supposed to work and earn my ass 300 kr, and I did. On monday I'm gonna give the money to my teacher and she will send it all the way down to the hell hole of Africa, where some little dude who can't walk can buy his ass something to roll on! I feel real good about that...
Anyway, by sunday I'll have my King Of Style entry edit online and I'll post it right here, on this blog, so all of yall can go ahead and rate my ass all the way cross the border to the capital of Sweden - Stockholm!
THANX!
sig
hihi, cåmån blogg somtin im bored??
Weeeeell, so to start of todays stopid blog im poppin some fish moves from monty python:
Followed by Hittler, Screwed by LibTech
And for desert, Even More Fish from the Pythons!
MP Remains OutZ
Some shit and stuff!
Im like, weel, so today i didnt do shit, or well, i became supermega evil on fable but who cares...
ANYWAYS!
If you want to see how shits goin in suddndalen, With the bigjump. the park and other shit like railsetups and stuff.. go tu mista Håtiwizzls videoblogg:
Her will be the link:
http://skifilm.no/tv.php
Allso... weell i dont know.
Outz MP
Saas Fee # 2
Still icy. The park has been closed some days which sucks, but there's not much to do about it!
Here's a small edit from wedensday who my friend Tor André Gjesteland made for his own blog (tekoz.blogg.no):
I'm looking forward to tomorrow cuz I had a fun day today! Simon is here too... He came down a couple of days ago and he's been fucking with my mind today by screaming my name in crowded places, then hiding, so I don't know who it is calling me. But tomorrow I'll be prepared, and I'll know who's calling me.. haha. He's funny.
SiGGZdOGgz
Ducksjen #2 Teaser!
Check it out and tell us what you like.
Ducksjen Teaser #2 from kasper Häggstrøm on Vimeo.
Peace out!!! // Kire
Yessss
BUT, I will show you this; the dopest picture on this, or actually any blog ever, in history.
It's me, as Mario with the mustach and mushroom eyes. It even looks like I've been eating some mushrooms! Yes, it's crazy, I know, and I'm sorry if it's too much for you to handle all at once.
Well, here it is... Below.
Are you ready?
Ok... Well I'll show it anyway...
Cred: Tor André Gjesteland
I'll keep you posted on Saas Fee. What I can tell you right now is that it's icy as as shit and we havn't been able to throw down much...
lateeer!
Sig
BLæææh
What to write about?
Donno. but. Simon aka Sisco is went to saasfee so he better pop something, and allso. i decide that Kire should post he's professional oppinions on this years snowboardmovies.. YEYAH
TEASER TIME!
I'm Here Out There Trailer from Video Wizards on Vimeo.
Where? Colosseum Cinema / Betong partytime area
When? Friday 16th of October 23:00 (Premiere) 00:00 (afterparty)
Agelimit? 18 years (+ extra special 20 years boozearea @ Betong)
Money? 199kr for premiere + Battery AfterParty / 99kr for Battery AfterParty
Be There! Be out there!
HEY!
Schazaaamz
In other news, ive just moved to Stjørdaln. And i havent been here for too long. just got the apartment and shit. But crazy shit, its just been like 2 weeks since i moved in, and i feel like im getting kinda settled cuz all of the sudden theese things just pops upp in the backyard! HAHA
Hmmm?
The mushroomcrew proofs to be Unstoppable?
PIZJÅO MPISOUTZ!
Saas fee
right now im in saas fee chillin in my room with zebbe, fille and niklas. ive been here for a few days now and i will be here for a month so im super stoked on that! im here with some friends from my school and the norwegian duuude joachim krogstie!
we been riding for some days and the weather is perfect! we had bluebird all days so thats sick!!
heres some cool pics and a small edit from yesterdays riding. Enjoy!
heliclip haha! lunch tiiime!
small edit saas fee from Jakob Edman on Vimeo.
laterss
/carz
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